"The best revenge is not giving a shit."
(via acceptvnce)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via adrenaline)

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

(via districtdelrey)

  • Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

(via infamousgod)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via astound)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via prolusion)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via assume)

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klasszik:

why can’t be my hair naturally like this? :(
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